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Whiskey River Soaps make you smell like all of your bad decisions. It’s the next best thing to bathing in a pool of liquor. I’m not sure why anyone would want to go around smelling like whatever they were drinking last night. At least now even if you didn’t actually shower you can blame it on this awesome new soap.

But they don’t just do soaps for drunkies, they have a ton of options to choose from. For example, they have one called Soap to Help Prevent Selfies. I’d use that every day if it would keep people around me from taking dumb selfies.

According to thefunkybubble.com Whiskey River Soaps was founded ” more than fourteen million years ago in the outskirts of Ancient Rome by a ragtag group of freelance gladiators, stray dogs and out-of-work magicians.” They had me at ‘stray dogs.’

Leave your thoughts in the comments section. I’d love to know which one of these soaps is most popular.

1: Whiskey River Soaps for boozers – smells like your breath

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2: Soap for stoners – smells like Colorado

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3: Soap for the slightly unhinged – smells like unpredictable behavior

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4: Soap for karma – Smells like HaHaHA

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5: Soap for morning people – smells like a hell no

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6: Soap for the middle child – smells like nothing basically

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7: Soap for no regrets – smells like a bad tattoo

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8: Soap for hoarders – smells like garbage & goo

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9: Soap for dead end jobs – smells like a polyester uniform

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10: Soap for pity parties – smells like scented with country music

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11: Soap for #blessed people – smells like extra specialness

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12: Soap for Queens – smells like major drama

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13: Soap for it’s only frickin Tuesday – smells like slowly dying

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14: Soap for Okay moms – smells like truth

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15: Soap for under achievers – smells like mediocrity

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16: Soap for frenemies – smells like backhanded compliments

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17: Soap for stalkers – smells like the willies

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18: Soap for awkward moments – smells like your entire life

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19: Soap for introverts – smells like nothing

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20: Soap for debbie downers – smells like rampant pessimism

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21: Soap for gray areas – smells like ambiguity

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22: Soap for white guys – smells like old money & nostalgia

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23: Soap for selfies – smells like eye-rolling & general derision

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24: Soap for a man’s man – smells like Alaska

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25: Soap for geeks – smells like Wifi

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26: Soap for emojis – smells like the decline of an entire species

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27: Soap for in-law dinners – smells like you’ll never be good enough

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28: Soap for yuge mistakes – smells like a come-over

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29: Soap for upcycled garbage – smells like an etsy store

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30: Soap for smug people – smells like an 8-dollar coffee

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31: Soap for weird teachers – smells like odd mannerisms and orange corduroy

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32: Soap for wedded bliss – smells like two, three years tops

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33: Soap for online dating – smells like a 10-year-old picture

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34: Soap for OCD – smells like obsessive behavior

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35: Soap for office gossip – smells like a scandal

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36: Soap for creepy uncles – smells like fresh moustache scent

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37: Soap for formally employed – smells like day time & tv and beer

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38: Whiskey River Soaps for the neighbors – smells like a wide berth

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